Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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