I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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