You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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