question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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