it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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