She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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