is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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