so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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