Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
