No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
There's a naked man in my car right now.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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