a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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