Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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