you would pick up someone in the library
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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