Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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