As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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