doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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