Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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