I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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