I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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