Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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