she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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