How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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