glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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