i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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