He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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