This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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