You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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