Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Randomize
