Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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