I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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