isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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