He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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