I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize