i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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