I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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