No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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