Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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