fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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