dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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