I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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