I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize