I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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