high people should be assigned attendants
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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