Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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