I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize