No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Come on in and take your pants off
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