And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Randomize