I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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