Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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