Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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