I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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