oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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