and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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