Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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