Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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