That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
my being single is dangerous.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Still dying that you shit outside
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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