It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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